I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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