Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
