I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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