if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
honey bunches of taint.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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