White coat. Heels.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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