I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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