508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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