my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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