I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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