so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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