another moral hangover. fuck.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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