the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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