So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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