so that wasnt chicken after all
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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