It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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