i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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