your thong is hanging out like whoa
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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