My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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