I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Fuck me I smell like cheese
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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