that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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