When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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