well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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