We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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