His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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