I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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