Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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