No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize
