how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
worst night to have a conscience
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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