i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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