He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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