I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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