problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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