also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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