Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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