This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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