Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I look better un-naked...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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