Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
