Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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