Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
