What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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