in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Do you have feelings for this penis?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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