In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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