Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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