Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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