Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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