my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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