were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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