Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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