he looks like a really good dad on facebook
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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