dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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