She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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