it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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